About JW Smythe
Who is JW Smythe?
Services I Provide
Pay For Services
Contact JW Smythe
Current Software Recommendations
(use these links)
Hide My Ass Pro!
Block Malicious Networks
Weather Reports From My PWS
(these all receive the same data)
p14455 Current conditions
JWSMYTHE station observations
Citizen Weather Observer Program
Weather Observations Website
Holiday_FL_WX hourly report
Ambient Weather WS-2080
Read My Blog
Evil Overlord List
SSL Certificate Generator
WEP key calculator
IP Subnet Cheat Sheet
Natal Anniversary Day
Web text to speech
Free Internet Press
Uncensored News For Real People
Miss Me Shoes
Fashionable women's footwear at reasonable prices!
I provide services in any field that I am experienced in.
Please consult my resume for details on what my skills are.
These are my general rates.
|Tinfoil Hat Adjustment||$499.99|
|Thinking Capacitor Alignment||$549.99|
|All other services *||$100/hr|
To/From your site
If working at your site
for > 1 day with overnight stay.
Use Max Per Diem Rate.
Negotiated rates apply to locations outside of CONUS
Other expenses (rental car, cab fare, etc) billed seperately.
Projects and extended employment (> 1 week) can be negotiated.
* Other services include anything that is not covered in other line items. That does include phone consultations, telephone and live consultations, and expert witness tes
tamony (2 hour minimum, billed at total time testifying in depositions and in the court room).